WHO MADE YOU KING?

You know when you get an innuendo like ten hours after someone’s said it to you Oh Jesus...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:24:06 +0100

You know when you get an innuendo like ten hours after someone’s said it to you
Oh
Jesus Christ Sophie was right

@rough-sex-xoxo I’m so glad you’re here otherwise I’d just be posting to nobody...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:12:58 +0100

@rough-sex-xoxo I’m so glad you’re here otherwise I’d just be posting to nobody and nobody would get to see it when I actually post something funny (goddess)

My mum goes a bit crazy about help for heroes, this week she found eggs supporting the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:08:22 +0100

My mum goes a bit crazy about help for heroes, this week she found eggs supporting the charity

They’re called EGGS FOR SOLDIERS

I was pissing about with my lip bar and scratched loads of skin off my lip IT BURNS

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:02:37 +0100

I was pissing about with my lip bar and scratched loads of skin off my lip IT BURNS

Cosmo Sex Tip #676

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:54 +0100

shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

I MISS MY ‘HULK’ HAIR

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:33:10 +0100

I MISS MY ‘HULK’ HAIR

eliamartell: wake me up before you drogo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:48 +0100

eliamartell:

wake me up before you drogo

Go on snapchat after like an hour and fifteen of them have appeared saynig five hours ago Not up to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:20:39 +0100

Go on snapchat after like an hour and fifteen of them have appeared saynig five hours ago

Not up to date I am disappointed

Teachers can be bullies too.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:07:49 +0100

age-of-doitsu:

animepriest13:

g-i-l-b-e-r-t-n-i-g-h-t-r-a-y:

fitfeelsbetterthanskinny:

dontstop-fitnessprincess:

I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word.

THIS^^

third grade was hell because everyone thought i was exaggerating

my teacher in 7th grade called me trashey

i had to move schools because of my pe teacher (and head of house)

Not even in primary man, my accounts teacher was an absolute dick with me about everything last year and I seriously did nothing wrong in that class

My brother is sat here fuming to me after hearing about the soldier that was murdered today, then he...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:12 +0100

My brother is sat here fuming to me after hearing about the soldier that was murdered today, then he saw what some of you pricks wrote, you should have fucking heard him man

I don’t even know what to do now I’m not revising 24/7

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:57:25 +0100

I don’t even know what to do now I’m not revising 24/7

mediaite: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:18:13 +0100

mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

‘Look Who’s Pregnant Now’ Another of my games, to be played when bored and looking...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:15:51 +0100

‘Look Who’s Pregnant Now’

Another of my games, to be played when bored and looking through Facebook.

accn2 rant Felt dead confident before my accn2 exam this afternoon, stood there with everyone...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:37:55 +0100

accn2 rant

Felt dead confident before my accn2 exam this afternoon, stood there with everyone pissing themselves worrying like yeah, know pretty much everything I need to know THERE WAS FOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS ON THE WHOLE EXAM

First the fucking concepts and ratios, spent hours and hours learning them and their definitions by heart, what comes up? FUCKING GPM AND NPM, THE FIRST THINGS YOU LEARN THE MOST BASIC RATIOS IN THE WORLD YOU EVEN USE THEM IN BUSINESS STUDIES OH MY GOD I WANTED TO SCREAM

Second question just yeah whatever revaluation of inventory probably did okay on that, it went swiftly

third though BUDGET CONTROL SYSTEM WHAT EVEN IS THAT WE’VE NEVER DONE THAT SHIT I mean theres cash budgets and theres computerized accounting systems BUT THE SPEC DOES NOT MIX THE TWO we all had a nice rage about that afterwards, that was nice

And then there was my saving grace the income statement if I haven’t got 29/27 on that you can execute me by firing squad okay yes

FOUR QUESTIONS THOUGH I WAS DONE AFTER FORTY MINUTES AND THERE WAS STILL PEOPLE WRITING AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF NO NEED FOR THAT

Hahahahha doesn’t even know what day her exam is twitter...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:28:09 +0100

Hahahahha doesn’t even know what day her exam is twitter yr my fave

Looking on the accn2 hashtag on twitter gmh (Is gmh still going?)

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:24:21 +0100

Looking on the accn2 hashtag on twitter gmh
(Is gmh still going?)

I have successfully completed 269 pages of previous and made up accounting questions Well done...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:21:00 +0100

I have successfully completed 269 pages of previous and made up accounting questions
Well done self
To the paperchase bin I go

Wish my fucking alarm would just be useful for one day and work!!!!

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:01:38 +0100

Wish my fucking alarm would just be useful for one day and work!!!!

I have like £150 left I still have one dw payment Ill spend £45 on taxis home from work I’m...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:51:10 +0100

I have like £150 left
I still have one dw payment
Ill spend £45 on taxis home from work
I’m getting my nose done Thursday
Cig money
Going to be so skint for the rest of my life now I work at reflex
Fuck being paid monthly man
Seriously neeeed this insurance money to come through before I go away!

notordinaryfashion: somethingvain: Coco Rocha in Chanel...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:47:08 +0100

notordinaryfashion:

somethingvain:

Coco Rocha in Chanel Pre-Fall 2008 by Karl Lagerfeld

Love her